Football Rants From Memory Lane

I could have spent Super Bowl Sunday giving you a game plan for all things Super Bowl 50. I could’ve recapped the season or given my expert opinion on today’s game. I could’ve discussed Peyton’s potential last rodeo, or the possibility we will see a Dab remix or Super Bowl version of the Dab. I could’ve even chatted you all up about Beyonce’s “Formation” and all its glorious subtext. But nope, I’m not doing any of that. Why because it’s Super Bowl Sunday and I do what I want. Let’s be real, is there anything better than a football rant? I don’t think so. In no particular order here are some of my all-time favorite football rants. Yeah, a couple of them even came from me but I was provoked I promise.
That time Who Dat Nation lost their minds over a pre-season game like they thought it was Super Bowl 50. 

The bungling Lions strike again. Will this fan base ever get any satisfaction or are they doomed to forever be the Cleveland Browns of the NFC 

That time my Chicago Bears drop 2 in a row and Jay Cutler learned how to do the Kanye Shrug. 

Enjoy Super Bowl 50 whether you’re cheering for “The Sheriff” to ride off into the sunset of retirement with a win, or you’re cheering for Super Cam to keep pounding. This Super bowl featuring two No.1 overall draft picks, the No.1 defense and the No.3 defense may not rests on the shoulders of the QBs. It may in fact rest on the defense and the team with the best kicker and the coach with the best clock management skills. Ok, fam one last time for the road, Are  you ready for some football?

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